Posted in Humor on Apr 10th, 2008 Discussion »
“ Oh I love trash!
Anything dirty or dingy or dusty
Anything ragged or rotten or rusty
Oh I love trash!”
In the midst of the recycling revolution, those words mean something totally different than they did back when Oscar The Grouch first sang them on Sesame Street. The big-eyed green […]
Posted in Parenting, Humor on Apr 3rd, 2008 Discussion »
Most of America’s population think it’s improper to spank children, so I have tried other methods to control my kids when they have one of “those moments.”
One that I found effective is for me to just take the child for a car ride and talk. They usually calm down and stop misbehaving after our car […]
Posted in Humor, Character on Mar 26th, 2008 Discussion »
I’m coming clean Mom. Yes, I know. I’m a 39 year old, mature, adult woman. I’m married, have kids of my own and I’ve been out of the house for almost 18 years. But I need to do this. I must confess. The guilt has been weighing on me for decades and the truth is, […]
Posted in Humor on Jan 1st, 2008 Discussion »
None of us would ever pack a loaded cell phone to church. The nerve. But reading about the uncivilized folks who do so, brought to mind an incident completely devoid of religious experience that needs to be preserved for posterity…or something.
Posted in Humor, Health on Nov 4th, 2007 Discussion »
Many women are afraid of their first mammogram, but there is no need to worry. By taking a few minutes each day the week preceding the exam and doing the following practice exercises, you will be totally prepared. And best of all, you can do these simple practice exercises right in the comfort of your […]
Posted in Humor, Relief Society on Jul 20th, 2007 Discussion »
Written by request. Set to the tune of “Put Your Shoulder To The Wheel”
The church has need of single men
Above age thirty-two
Who have good jobs
And are not slobs
Put your bottom in a pew
Posted in Humor on Jul 17th, 2007 Discussion »
Stumped about what greeting to leave for the fair callers who find you unavailable to take their calls? Here are some suggestions.
Posted in Humor on Jul 17th, 2007 Discussion »
I work part-time as a teacher of family doctors. The program provides training on psychiatric disorders and emphasizes the importance of emotional support. The new doctors are given plenty of time in clinic to visit with their patients and learn about their challenges.
One of our interns who has never lived in Utah and knows nothing […]
Posted in Humor on Jul 17th, 2007 Discussion »
In celebration of Barbie’s 40th birthday, Mattel has created a series of Mormon Barbies for those folks in Utah.
Posted in Humor on Jul 17th, 2007 Discussion »
We believe that elders should move pianos, washers and several 50-pound bags of storage wheat through narrow hallways, tight door jams and up at least one flight of stairs.
