Mormon Momma

Monica (10): Mom, do you know how you tell when someone is a teenager?
Mom: How?
Alana (14): I don’t want to hear this!
Monica: Well, first you look at their age. Then you see if it has the word “teen” on the end. If it does, you know they’re a teenager.

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Student Produced National Television
For Immediate Release
For Additional Information: Amy Kendall, 801-885-5597
PROVO, UTAH—In September, BYU Broadcasting launched a weekly sports show. Unlike other sports desks, “True Blue” focuses solely on BYU sports. However, the content is not the only difference. The show is also almost entirely student run and produced.

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[Alana helping Caleb into toddler swing.]
Caleb (3): Wait, ‘lana, I need a buckle.
Alana (14): No, you’ll be fine.
Caleb: No, ’cause when the volcano explodes I fall out of the baby swing.

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Samson (7): Mom, when you have a baby, does it come out of your heart?

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Caleb (3): Mom, I have a stomach ache.
[pause]
I’m too full.
[pause]
I ate too much dinner.
[pause]
Look how big my tummy is.
[pause]
Mom, I don’t want to be a hot air balloon.

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After studying the First Amendment, Monica (9) composed the list of rules she would employ at her own newspaper company.

Don’t put bad words
Make kid friendly
Put stuff that’s not all about Anna Nicole or famous people
Put no lies in the paper
Also put some comics

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Caleb (3): Hey you guys down there! Hi, you guys! Hi!!!
Folk walking below: Hi!
Caleb: Hey, you guys going Snowbird?
[pause]
Hey!
[pause]
Mom, they’re good guys. Yea. You’re good guys, too. I’m good guy. We’re good guys. We’re all good guys. Everyone’s good guys.
[pause]
Except pirates. Pirates are bad guys.

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Alana (13): Caleb, what do you want to do when you grow up?
Caleb (3): Play computer.
Alana: When are you planning to get married?
Caleb: Six days.
Alana: Where do you want to go on your mission?
Caleb: In a rocket.

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