Ahhh. I love a good old comfy paradigm, don’t you? The way it just slips right over your shoulders, warming the cockles of your heart, sending waves of familiarity and validation up to your brain. It’s like a big ol’ mug of hot chocolate with a scoop of mint chocolate chip ice cream floating around […]
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The thing is, though, they will. And what are you going to do when you get poked in the patootie? I can tell you what I do: I scream and yell, and chuck a colossal conniption. I tell God what He needs to do to remedy my situation. Then I sit and wait for Him […]
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I’ve decided to take a leaf out of Maxwell Smart’s book. You remember him? Guy with the shoe phone? Always gets his nose shut in the sliding door at CONTROL headquarters? And in the latest iteration, has to kiss Dwayne Johnson (a.k.a. “The Rock”)? (Who, speaking of which, was kind of funny in this movie, […]
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When I was 27 years old and expecting my first child, (Yes I know, shocking isn’t it? I was LDS then, too, although judging by the sounds emitting from my mother-in-law and various neighbors, I could barely claim that. First child at age 27? Ye Gads and Little Tater-Tots! I was nigh unto pre-pre-pre-pre-menopausal. How […]
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I wish I could say that I had lived a life of great learning, which learning I shall distill here in nuggets of columnar wisdom. Indeed I have lived. I have learned. And I have eaten nuggets. Whether any of that constitutes wisdom is up for debate.
What I would dearly love to do in this […]
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