[Sound of feet pounding down the stairs.]
Alana (15): Mom! Mom!
[Panting.]
Alana: Mom! We’re watching your wedding video. And there’s this part where dad is doing a Samoan slap dance.
[Panting.]
Alana: And he is totally ripped!
Alana: Biceps! Triceps! Thighceps! Whoa.






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Ha! Are thighceps something I want to avoid or strive for?:neutral:
I think even girls want them. As long as the -ceps part is thoroughly involved. (I was going to say, “heavily involved” but that’s just wrong.)
Thigh-ceps!!! Love it!!
I haven’t commented yet on this one, but I keep coming back and re-reading it because it makes me laugh every time!!