Alana (15): Did you notice at the reunion that Sean and Catherine were the most romantically involved?
Mom: Were they?
Alana: Yea. I mean they’ve been married the longest of all the cousins and they’re still all kissing and reading to each other and kissing again.
Alana: I mean, they have a kid! It’s supposed to end!
Mom: “It’s supposed to end”?!
Alana: Well, at least it needs to be harnessed.
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